VIP Tickets are SOLD OUT!
The saga continues...
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They're hot. Ladies buy some. Your man will thank you. They're classic too. As in, Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman classic. Even if she was a hooker.
Tramp Stamp: You girls get those tattoos. You hate that us guys call them tramp stamps. However, I'll always call them tramp stamps. You know why? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING ARE! Deal with it.The end.
Pig In A Box: Those annoying meter maids that drive around in 3 wheel golf cart like contraptions. It's what I've always known them as and what I'll always call them. Is there even a real name for them? I've even said this phrase to cop friends of mine. I don't think they caught what I was talking about.
You know how we do at McFadden's and New Years Eve is going to be BIG! We throw down like no other and this is more than true on this special day. It's like St. Patty's, Halloween, CMA Fest, bar golf, your first time, and Law & Order all rolled into one. It's that serious. And you know what, I HAVE YOUR TICKETS! So buy them from me.
24/7. That's their name. They're a motown band, they're the shizzle, they start the night off and ...will get everyone going. After 24/7 we got DJ Bling, we're flying him in from the left coast cause he's worth it. He's even more the shizzle than 24/7. He's going to be rocking the box in the main part of the bar. DJ Cliffy D, the one and only Nashville party DJ will be throwing down like only he can in the back half of the bar all night as well.Complimentary champagne toast for everyone at midnight. A disco ball drop (it's not as dangerous as it shounds), a glitter cannon, yes, a glitter cannon. $20 champagne boats all night (bottle of champagne and like 6 Red Bulls). Tennessee Titans cheerleaders will be doing the countdown to 2011 with us as well. A whole lot of other stuff I probably should've paid attention to when I was told it. I know there are special guest appearances planned. Can't remember who.VIP Tickets get you a FULL OPEN BAR from 8-10PM, dinner buffet (don't know what's on it, if it's like it has been in the past it'll be dope), access to the VIP Jameson Room and lounge, the warm fuzzy feeling that you're VIP and others are not. One for $50 two for $80.General admission tickets get you in. One for $30 two for $50.Discounts for groups of 4 or more. Just lemme know.
If you ever want to fuck with someone's head (significant other, random stalker, girls, guys, roommates, etc...) there is a VERY simple way to do it as long as you're on Foursquare and linked up with them. It's called Off The Grid (see image). It's amazing how much people who are used to knowing where you are every minute of every day will freak if they think you're hiding where you are from them. It shows you've checked in somewhere but not where. All it shows people is [off the grid]. I find it entertaining.
If you don't watch The Boondocks you probably have no life. Check out this short clip and see what you're missing out on. Although, the show is censored on TV.
